And behold, there was an event which had a spirit of awesomeness and people came from far and wide to rejoice and celebrate.  The great assemblage grew and encompassed more than one room could contain.  The temple was rebuilt but that structure too could not hold the masses. Skeptics arose but one came forward and said:

'Allow the people to come to me!  Don't forbid them, for the Church of Natefest belongs to such as these.  If a house is divided against itself, that house cannot stand.'

And there was much rejoicing.  And bread was broken and upon it was poured a righteous gravy.  A molten pot of wine was ignited and consumed at the beginning of the new year. 

'Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, then I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me.'

Natefest 2006 will be held at the Environmental Learning Center in Moran State Park on Orcas Island.  This will be the fifth time we've held Natefest at a Washington State Park facility...the experiences keep getting better. 

Getting to Orcas Island is an adventure in itself.  Orcas is about an hour sailing by ferry from the mainland.  Click here for more information on ferry fees and times.

Like many of the State Park Environmental Learning Centers, Moran's facilities include shared sleeping dorms that are well heated.  The main Natefest building is a rustic lodge with wood burning stove and a commercial-grade kitchen.  Meals will be served family-style and will contain nutrients.  Snacks and treats will always be available and the adult beverages shall never go empty.  No need to turn water into wine!  New Year's Eve will also feature the return of the much talked about - Feuerzangenbowle!

Be sure to note your dietary restrictions when you register and also let me know if you have any needs that need special accommodations.  Snorer may be banished to a special circle of Hell!

Sadly, pets aren't allowed in the park buildings.  Smoking isn't allowed and neither are firearms.  However, you can eat meat on Friday and you are encouraged to covet thy neighbor's biscuits and gravy.


The per person fee for Natefest is $75.  This includes lodging, meals, snacks, entertainment and all beverages. 

Natefest has gone 100% e-commerce.  Payment options are easy and PayPal is 100% secure. 


Win the Natefest Quiz and you'll get free admission plus a special surprise!